i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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