Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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