yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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