ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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