it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
high people should be assigned attendants
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
