dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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