I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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