she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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