This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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