FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You're a waste of cheezeits
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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