So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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