Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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