I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
