Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
false alarm. still invincible.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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