he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
