If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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