i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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