batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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