I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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