I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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