So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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