I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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