Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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