am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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