I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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