he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
