his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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