They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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