Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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