he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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