My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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