how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
