So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you traded sex for a burrito?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
