he thought i was a dude.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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