Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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