How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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