that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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