called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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