You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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