I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
PANTIES FOUND
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