so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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