do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can't put those talents on a resume
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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