A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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