i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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