Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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