Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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