I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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