HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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