What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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