Nicole vs. Life
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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