I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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